May 11, 2006

50 random questions people ask

1. Are we there yet?
2. Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
3. Which way to the emergency exit?
4. Does this make me look fat?
5. Can God make a bathtub so big He can't bathe in it?
6. Parlez-vous Fran├žais?
7. Why hasn't my check arrived yet?
8. How many fingers am I holding up?
9. Where do bad folks go when they die?
10. Why do we park on driveways and drive on freeways?
11. Who shot Mr. Burns?
12. What time is it?
13. Can I go to the bathroom?
14. May I go to the bathroom?
15. Does this hurt?
16. Will you marry me?
17. Whose fault is that?
18. I know you are, but what am I?
19. What's for dinner?
20. Why did the chicken cross the road?
21. Are you almost done?
22. Could you point that the other way?
23. Mind if I play through?
24. Are you going to eat all of that?
25. Don't I know you from somewhere?
26. How do I convert degrees to radians?
27. Could you please pass the salt?
28. What's that scent you're wearing?
29. Which floor?
30. Paper or plastic?
31. Did Adam and Eve have navels?
32. Who are you?
33. Could you repeat that?
34. If all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you?
35. Why is water wet?
36. What are the seven wonders of the world?
37. Is it in you?
38. What are you looking at?
39. Gotta light?
40. What would Jesus do?
41. Where's Waldo?
42. If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make foghorns out of?
43. What's that smell?
44. Where's the beef?
45. Is tabletop fusion a pipe dream?
46. Are you listening to me?
47. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
48. Shaken or stirred?
49. Why is six afraid of seven?
50. What was the question?

[eighty-eighth in a series]


Abemore said...

Question 10 should have been: Why do we park on driveways and drive on Parkways?

Anonymous said...

Abe looks kinna cute... but many things can from a distance (or when smaller in size) ie the thumbnail.

When you're out at say a bar, eatery etc. why do they call it a bathroom? You don't take a bath in there (At least I hope not). Or restroom for that matter... do people go in there to rest?

crab said...

its actually how much WOOD could a WOOD CHOPPER CHOP if a WOOD CHOPPER COULD CHOP WOOD!
get your facts right dude!