Apr 11, 2005

tears, I say

Mark Olson knows how to make an English teacher happy: by using Shakespeare as an educational form of discipline. Bravo, Mark.

A few additional pointers:

  • If your child fears ghosts, show her Hamlet. Teach her to talk to ghosts, to ask them what sort of revengeful plots they have in mind.
  • Romeo and Juliet has been known to turn adolescents off dating (and, to a lesser degree, Shakespeare).
  • Reciting stretches of Shakespeare's more obscure work immensely impresses employers. When competition for a McDonalds slot is fierce, your teen will need the extra "edge."
  • Children as young as two can recognize the moral failings of Lady Macbeth.
  • Warn wayward tykes that, unless they behave, they'll be turned into donkeys, or worse: made to fall in love with them.

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