Mar 17, 2009

bracket, buster

1. Do not pick UNC to win it all.

2. Do not choose victors based on mascot battles.

3. This year, ignore the 12-5 upset.

4. Forget everything I just said.

5. If you plan to train monkeys to throw darts at your NCAA tournament bracket, make sure that they are Velcro darts.

That is the sum of my NCAA bracket wisdom for the year.

1 comment:

Joseph Nusz said...

I prefer using the presidential selection method employed by comedian Lewis Black: throw a dart at a map of the United States, insert a monkey by parachute at that location, and the first person's hand that it grabs is the new president.

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