Google temporarily shut down decorabilia, their robots thinking I was a spamblogger. (I wasn't alone.)
But I'm not. I promise. I am a genuine, bona fide, really real human being. I have a heart, and spleen, and endocrine system, and tibula*, and lungs, and, some would argue, a brain.
Thus, my appeal to the Google blog justice system was accepted, and my humanity was not only confirmed, but celebrated.
I am no spammer.
Although I do like spam poetry. But that is not a crime.
* Update: Error flagged, but not corrected. Let it shine like a beacon of humanity.