Jul 2, 2008

10 worst questions to ask a girl

1. Is that a mole?
2. Are you pregnant?
3. Wanna see my scar?
4. Why do they call them "Fruit of the Loom?"
5. So, are you seeing anyone?
6. Could you pass the Funyuns?
7. Why are you crying?
8. Could you please pass the Funyuns?
9. Hypothetically, if I told you that you have beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
10. What's your name again?

[153rd in a series]

1 comment:

TeacherRefPoet said...

Dude, you're not even trying. But then, you weren't single for nearly as long as I was. (That's both a cause and an effect.)