Jun 12, 2008

the taste of nothing

The AV Club's recent review of some flavorless "Margarita Chips" made me remember (with horror) the time I lost my taste for several weeks. And then it made me wonder:

What yet-to-be invented food would simultaneously be the most useless and the grossest?

I would nominate Pop Rock Potato Chips. Instead of being coated with salt and tiny flakes of, say, dried green onions, they'd be lightly dusted with fizz crystals. Greasy and crackly.


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