We recently had E. coli appear in the lettuce at Capital High School's lunchroom, sickening three students and freaking out 1500 others. Now I hear that salmonella makes raw tomatoes a poor choice for tonight's dining.
This morning, via the 7:20 funny, comedian Jim Gaffigan made me realize that a BLT is just an excuse to pig out on pork fat.
Why not forgo the danger of produce altogether? Pass the bacon, please.