Apr 1, 2007

300 reasons to see 300

52 Slow... ...mot... ...ion... seq... uence... s.

38 Pauses at odd... times.

6 Longwinded, often repetitive, somewhat redundant, slightly clever, mostly flatly delivered, philosophically trite, partially inspiring speeches.

3 Minutes not involving gratuitous pectorals.

125 Boils, pimples, warts, moles, protuberances, rashes, and liver spots.

2 Abraham Lincolns locked in a power struggle.

73 Loving closeups.

1 Symbolic hunchback.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Were those the three minutes with the Oracle?

Jim Anderson said...

Indeed. (Just had a scary Matrix thought-moment.)