Feb 19, 2007

take no part in this nutritious breakfast

When I first heard about the peanut butter salmonella outbreak, I warned my wife to avoid food, period. "Especially organic food," I cautioned. "God knows what's in that stuff."

As always, I was 100% right. No food is safe. Not even " Earth's Best Organic 2 Apple Peach Barley Wholesome Breakfast baby food."

We are doomed.

2 comments:

TheTachyix said...

But what about the Ezekiel lines of food http://www.foodforlife.com/?id=44? Aren't they safe from the wrath of a Deist god?

Jim Anderson said...

I'd get the kind that's gluten free. Even a Deist god doesn't take kindly to sufferers of celiac.