I choose Jesus

five stories


1.
"I choose Jesus," she said.

"Jesus isn't very manly," he said.

So she named him Percival.



2.
"I choose Jesus," he said.

"I'm sorry, the correct answer is Zoroaster," said Alex Trebek.

-$400.



3.
"I choose Jesus," he read aloud.

"It was the only thing I could think of," she said.

"We sell waffle irons," he replied.



4.
"I choose Jesus!" he bellowed.

"All right!" said Jesus, stepping out of line.

First pick, as always.



5.
"I choose Jesus," declared the bumper sticker.

102 mph, read the radar gun.

"Welcome," said Jesus.






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