Compelling new rhetorical flights of fancy:
"Our country's basic beliefs are based on religion."
"They have isolated themselves, instead of doing the other."
"Anyone at all that wants to affirmate the bill?"
"We do not have a sufficient number of troops to entertain the services of our country."
Daring revisions of history:
Apparently, we fought the Second World War absent a draft.
The New York police could never quite catch up with Al Capone. (Probably because he lived in Chicago.)
If weda had separation of church and state, Thomas Becket woulda never got kilt.
A lesson for us all:
"Domestic tranquility shouldn't be disturbed, 'cause it means 'peace.'"
[See also here and here and here.]
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