We're going to be flooded later today, or early tomorrow, if the weather holds. Perhaps God is telling us something--"elect Democrats, and I'll rescind my promise"--or perhaps not.
Better than any astrologer or prophet, though, is the well-armed pundit. Not armed with polls, which are fickle, but with facts.
In fact, there is but one fact that gives a clear indication of the upcoming Democratic victory.
Fact: This weekend, despite appearing in only 800-odd theaters, Borat was the number one movie in America.
Don't forget to mail your ballot today. That is all.