This is a search terms two-fer. First, the title is a search term. Second, the questions are all search terms that led to my site. I'll add others as they arrive.
1. Who saw the brontosaurus enter the restaurant?
2. What is the name of Jesus's religion?
3. Does Safeway sell jujubes?
4. Dear Lord, are you there?
5. Does the policeman hunt mad people?
6. What if everything was designed?
7. How do I erase all adult content?
8. Did Jesus meet with the Buddha?
9. Was Judas so bad?
10. Why did Jesus choose disciples?
11. Does Weinhard's rootbeer have caffeine?
12. Why weren't cells recognized before the 17th century?
13. What's another name for the ruler of the area between pelvis and knee?
14. Can astrologists be wrong?
15. How is a vortex made?
16. Is Jim Neighbors gay?
17. Is toilet papering trees a crime in Washington state?
18. What is Iggy Pop's religion?
19. Is Ramtha BS?
20. What do you wear under a toga?
21. Did Jesus meet Buddha?
22. What does micro-organism mean?
23. Why is Jesse Barnes called the light painter?
24. Is a Ph.D. worth it?
25. How long do you smoke steaks?
26. Has the problem of left-handed chirality been solved?
27. How's the weather in Lincoln?
28. How does God decide who goes to heaven?
29. Does heaven exist behind black holes?
30. Why do pandas need such a large intake of food?
31. Is talk of God reasonable?
32. If you marry in Nevada, is it recognized in Washington?
33. What is something bad about Mexico?
34. Do ravens recognize crows?
35. How do you pronounce "portmanteau?"
36. What happened to the disciple Thaddeus after Jesus' death?
37. What is human nature, and what is its origin?
38. What does a policeman do?
39. Can you sing Ave Maria in an evangelical church?
40. What's wrong with Evian water?
41. When are we going to meet poems?
42. What is a good title for a kool-aid science project?
43. How can I dress like a girl nerd for nerd-day?
44. Are you a flat tire disciple?
45. Did John Elway's sister smoke cigarettes?
46. What does God say about acne?
47. Should you wear a shirt under a toga?
48. Why do clouds follow you?
49. What makes globalization possible?
50. What is silent turnip?
51. What's the difference between a pimple and a boil?
52. Is God a micro-manager?
53. Why does the intake of food affect people differently?
54. How can identical twins be so different?
55. Is China favoured by the Antichrist?
56. How can the brain know when it's in love?
57. Why does Buddha have long ears?
58. Whatever happened to Bill Pullman?
59. How stupid is a caveman?
60. What is Emeril Lagasse's religion?
61. What does a policeman do?
62. Does Willy Wonka have attention deficit disorder?
63. Why aren't you allowed to eat your own blood?
64. Is cursive going out of style?
65. Can you eat cougar meat?
66. What are the addictive chemicals in fast food?
67. How does a cougar go to the bathroom?
68. Why are cat ladies weird?
69. Are rabbits allowed to eat potato skins?
[120th in a series]
9 comments:
I got one yesterday for "semen on jesus on the mount" ewwwhhhh
I'd suspect that many of my most amusing entries are from people who know just enough English to be dangerous.
1. Who saw the brontosaurus enter the restaurant?
Jesus.
2. What is the name of Jesus's religion?
Jesusism.
3. Does Safeway sell jujubes?
No, but they do sell Jesus-bes.
4. Dear Lord, are you there?
Yes, and My Name is Jesus.
5. Does the policeman hunt mad people?
Yeah, but one day they fucked up and hunted Jesus instead. You know the rest of THAT story.
6. What if everything was designed?
It was, by Jesus.
7. How do I erase all adult content?
Ask Jesus.
Well, anonymous, as they say, "Jesus is the answer."
John Elway's twin sister, Jana Elway-Sever, never smoked, but still died of lung cancer at 42.
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/health/5405368/detail.html
Cancer sucks.
Nice one LOL :)
ha ha ha! these are much better than the search queries I've been getting lately.... they're almost poetic
33. What is something bad about Mexico?
Walter...... u have to noe me for da reason of dis inside joke basicaly da mexicans IM NOT RACIST THO=]
question 33) yes i completely agree those bean pickers need to find jesus lmao those drunk have no lives. viva mexicao ariba ariba!!
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