Apr 21, 2006

it's not grunge. not even close.


"It's a Grunge Thing," blares ESPN, displaying this rowdy shot of Dirk Nowitzki. Greasy locks! Greasy goatee! It's grunge!

No it isn't.

Look closely and you'll see what's missing. What no self-respecting grunger would ever go without.

8 comments:

Pat Patterson said...

OK, I see two pictures of Eddie Vedder and one of LeBron James via the link. Am I missing something?

Jim said...

Stare hard at the Nowitzki pic.

Think follicles.

Karan said...

a tongue stud?

Jim said...

Factually accurate, karan, but not what we're looking for.

Librarian said...

armpit hair....?

TheTachyix said...

He has failed to throw up the horns. Poser.

Jim said...

Displaying impressive knowledge of Pacific NW stereotypes, librarian wins.

helmut said...

I would think it's the little pixie stitch on the jersey at the neckline. LA Lakers have them too. Grunge doesn't do pixie-stitching.