Rats equipped with radios that transmit their brainwaves could soon be helping to locate earthquake survivors buried in the wreckage of collapsed buildings.
Rats have an exquisitely sensitive sense of smell and can crawl just about anywhere. This combination makes them ideal candidates for sniffing out buried survivors. For that, the animals need to be taught to home in on people, and they must also signal their position to rescuers on the surface.
In a project funded by DARPA, the Pentagon’s research arm, Linda and Ray Hermer-Vazquez of the University of Florida in Gainesville have worked out a way to achieve this.
I hereby trademark the phrase "Rescue Rats." Anyone who wishes to create a children's cartoon, prime time action series, or HBO special, drop me a line.
Update: My wife read the article, and her reaction was much, much different. "Most people fear rats," she said, pointing out the all-too-obvious. "They'd freak out if some long-toothed rodent started snuffling around their head." Which is why Rescue Rats will have to wear little speakers that broadcast their identity. No surprises.
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