Jun 27, 2004

what, pray tell?

Power? Greed? The mysterious interaction of subatomic particles? Voting? Super-glue? Giant chains of hand-holding hippies?

No, my friends.

As seen on a sign near Ocean Shores, Washington, and don't I wish I had a photo: "Parking fees hold the system together."

So, when your civics teacher asks you what the matrix of society is, answer "parking fees."

You read it here first.

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