breaking: Trader Joe's responds!

From the too little, too late department:

Hi Jim,

We do not have a confirmed opening date on our neighborhood Olympia, WA Trader Joe's store. Keep checking the Trader Joe's website for the exact date.

Thank you,

[name redacted]
Customer Relations
Trader Joe's

Proof positive that Trader Joe's email system is irreparably broken: the email that took a week to come is factually inaccurate. The Olympia location opens August 21st.