Brits releasing UFO files

And no, it won't satisfy the Believers:

Eight files are currently available on a dedicated UFO page at the National Archives website. The files are from 1978 to 1987 and include reports of UFO sightings and alien encounters from civilians as well as military personnel.

The reports range from mysterious to downright bizarre. One elderly man said he was given a personal tour of an alien spacecraft by beings wearing green overalls and then was ultimately rejected for abduction because of his age.

Actually, it was because he couldn't handle a brush. They were set on a remodel of this corner of the galaxy.