1. If a movie were made about your life, what would it be called?Mine would be titled There Will Be Blood, and it would win a Best Supporting Actor for the Gillette Mach 3 Turbo's portrayal of a crimson-stained razor tired of fighting stubble. The title scene comes midway through, as the Turbo takes out its rage on my Adam's apple.
2. Which Oscar® would it win, and why?
I told one of my most fatigued first-period students that he was ready for his close-up in A Beautiful Nap.