No snow. Yet. Everyone's hoping. But in all probability, we're going to get dumped on over the weekend, which, from any student or teacher's perspective, is as good as no snow.
Meanwhile, Hershey's is halting production of mints that look like packages of snow--the other kind, of course--since police are worried that children might get confused and think that drugs are fun.
In related news, General Mills is giving up the flour business, fearing that children will try to make cocaine cookies in their Easy-Bake ovens. No worry, though, because Easy-Bake is shutting down production, too, fearing that meth-heads are using the lightbulb ovens in mobile meth labs.