Aug 8, 2007

Rowan's indictment

This is Rowan. He is charged with multiple felonies, including, but not limited to...
  • Refusing to come downstairs in a timely fashion
  • Abusing gendered pronouns by referring to men as "she / her" and women as "he / him."
  • Spilling water, rambunctiously and with intent
  • Screaming unprovoked
  • Failure to yield the floor
  • Excessive imaginating

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