Also, Bill Simmons has some words for David Stern.
I'm looking over this post, and it doesn't sound like me. It sounds way darker than I normally do. I suspect by the time the hoop season rolls around this autumn, I'll be chipper again, and as the public's tiny attention span moves away from Donaghy, I'll feel better about putting on the stripes.
But not now. Not today.
Oh, and before I forget: don't bet on sports.