top ten ways to be annoying in high school

1. Wear an iPod everywhere you go, only one earbud in, so you can pretend to listen.
2. Yell across campus.
3. Lip-lock in the hallway.
4. Sag.
5. Pretend to be somebody else.
6. Be yourself.
7. Leave a detritus trail.
8. Suck up.
9. Tap on things.
10. Make top ten lists.


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