Nov 5, 2006

stupid reasons to go to the emergency room

1. Gotta catch up with last year's People.
2. Usually bleeding like that goes away on its own.
3. Just 'cause those are rubber bullets, doesn't mean they don't hurt like hell.
4. The warning label was in French.
5. Afraid insurance will expire if unused.
6. That hot prep nurse.
7. Thought nothing cements a relationship like a Near Death Experience.
8. Imitated Jackass.
9. Nothing else to do on a rainy Saturday.
10. Made wrong turn at X-Ray / Imaging.
11. Fate.

[126th in a series]

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