In twenty years, cigarettes will be outlawed, and only denim-sporting badass outlaws will smoke cigarettes.
How do I know? This Zogby poll. Nearly half of Americans would be willing to ban 'em within five or ten years.
That noxious stench? That stale odor? That's liberty. It'll wash off.
Part I here. Part II here.
[link via Joe Carter]
[Update: Thanks to Jason Kuznicki for linking here.]