(Overheard at the playground next to our apartment.)
"Gimme the ball. It's my shot."
"No way."
"C'mon, gimme."
"No."
"You stink."
"No, you stink."
"You and your whole family stink. In fact, you all smell the same, thanks to a unique concert of genes, nutrition, and other environmental factors. Even trained rats can sniff your family out of a lineup."
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