A: Everyone in the path of the killer quake. Men, women, children, puppies, circus clowns, anesthesiologists, taxi drivers, morticians, presidents, vice principals, bloggers, party poopers, opportunists, parasites, emu ranchers, Zoroastrians, cephalopods, prog rockers, custodial assistants, dictators, phrenologists, masseuses, ex-flames, raconteurs, newscasters, saints, high jumpers, academics, nymphomaniacs, used car salesmen, cherry pickers, mad scientists, jocks, gang bangers, B-list celebrities, ponies, brunettes, televangelists, identical twins, dweebs, long haul truckers, courtesy clerks, and any combination thereof. All God's children get hurt when God gets mad.
[link via PZ. 110th in a series]
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