My wife has agreed to publicly announce that she will allow her once-luscious tresses to return, if her husband allows her to receive one last haircut as of today, July 16th, 2006. As her hair returns to its former glory, she will be allowed to have maintenance trims as the need arises.
In return, her husband promises to not grow a beard, and to not complain about the cost of haircuts.
This is the formal, binding agreement, all parties named below consenting.
Jim Anderson
Melissa Anderson
Update: The new 'do is done. It's a good thing I made her sign the contract before she had a chance to melt my will to goo.
2 comments:
Nice 'n perky that do. If your lives were a movie I'd expect a turn of plot around now.
nice hat.
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