Everyone knows that Aldo Kelrast's last name is an anagram for "stalker." But that's just too obvious for the ingenious writers of Mary Worth. The "Kelrast" anagram is a false lead. Fellow MW fans, you have to look at Aldo Kelrast's entire name.
Here's where it gets murky. Which anagram is intended? Dollar steak? Stalled okra? Darkest Lola? Karate dolls? Okay, ladle tsar? Least old ark? Dr., let's koala?
The possibilities are endless--and frightening.