In a discovery that may silence the remaining skeptics, Jesus's birth certificate was recently discovered at a New Jersey area college library by Rose Sherridan, an amateur historian. Its authenticity is being determined by a panel of linguists, archaeologists, and paleographologists.
The stained, weathered document announces the birth of a "Percival Josephson" (or "Josephsen"), September 28th, A.D. 1.
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Jesus of Newark. I dibs the miniseries.
Does it name the father?
Although "Josephson" is clearly a result of mishearing "Percival, Joseph's Son," there is no record of any father named Joseph matching that particular date. Most Christian scholars assume this fits nicely with the Divine Hypothesis.
For the men who wrote this . do you really think this is funny ??? if so o.k you have the right of free speech and some might find it funny . but others might find it to be disrespectfull. when in a european country they made fun mohhammad whith some cartoon. all muslim nations got into a fits and riots. although i do not understand the muslim religion i respect how they protect, their religion and anyone from trying to talk or make fun of their religion. i hope we as christians can learn from their discipline and respect to their religion .
shit, now i believe jesus existed, how could i be wrong all these years.
Long live Jesus, King Jews, born in Newark
Halleluia amen!! PROOF!!
Know the Truth and the Truth shall set u free.
For to men who wrote this " do you really think this is funny ? 8==>O-: If s.o. o.k. you have free speech and I think its funny as shit too. butt others might find it disreputable and in European countries it is purple monkey washing machine golf cart whip cream granny pants pickle religion jesus blah blah blah hiccup fart gah...
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