"beanie baby" chaps cowboy directions

Materials

Beanie Baby "Cowboy [With Chaps]"
Tweezers
Lighter
Carnauba Wax (cherry-sized clump)
Pyrex Custard Cup
iPod Earphones
Medium-sized Lime
Richard Dean Anderson

Slice and juice the lime. Set juice aside in custard cup.

Flick the lighter, bringing forth flame. With tweezers, hold clump of wax over the lighter until the wax melts. Carefully drizzle wax onto the Beanie Baby's chaps in decorative patterns.

WARNING: Flame is hot. Hot wax burns. Use common sense.

Before wax cools and hardens, dunk chaps in container of lime juice.

The Beanie Baby chaps will now be stylish, pliable and fragrant for up to six weeks.

Repeat process as needed.

Keep Richard Dean Anderson handy to explain how the iPod earphones, with a slight modification, turn the Beanie Baby into a surveillance device.





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