Feb 2, 2006

all your base are belong to themselves

Phyllis Schlafly is pissed.

Rephrase: Phyllis Schlafly is peeved. (Phyllis Schlafly would never say pissed.)

What irks Ms. Schlafly? (Ms. Schlafly would never say Ms.)

Why, Mr. Bush, that's who.

(Try saying "Phyllis Schlafly" without giggling. You can't.)

Mr. Bush's laxitude on the angrifying topic of illegal immigration is what kicks against Schlafly's goads. (You're still giggling, aren't you?)

His crimes?

  • Being "tone deaf" to a united Republican majority.
  • Sitting "in the pocket" of "big business lobbying interests."
  • "...hallucinating that the Hispanics will vote Republican."
  • Turning a blind eye to an "invasion" of Mexican troops.
  • Treating Other Than Mexican immigrants like trout with "catch and release."
What is remarkable is that it took six years for Schlafly (giggle) to notice that Bush generally approves of cheap labor in any form, that a former Big Businessman would sit so comfortably in the vest pocket of Big Business.

It's too late, Phyllis Schlafly (giggle giggle). You can't join the demonic Democrats or the libertine Libertarians. What'll you do? Where'll you go? To the Constitution Party?

1 comment:

tm said...

Is Phyllis ever not pissed?