Jan 24, 2006

what the 12 disciples' names mean

Jesus gave each of the disciples a name that represents a deep spiritual truth. They're explained in turn below.

Peter
From the Greek "Petra," meaning "long haired rocker." Flowing locks are a sign of spiritual strength (remember Samson?).

Andrew
Aramaic for "Hops." Benjamin Franklin said that "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

James and John Zebedee
The name "Zebedee" means "Son of Thunder," related to the twins' struggles with Irritable Bowel. As Paul counsels us, suffering leads to patience, patience to character, and character to hope.

Philip
Latin for "Git-er-done." As the Good Book says, "The prayer of a righteous man availeth much."

Bartholomew
Arabic. "Tessellation." Spiritual meaning unknown.

Thomas
Greek, "Entomologist." From Proverbs, "Consider the ant, ye sluggard!"

James Alphaeus
"Alphaeus" is Latin for "First in God's eyes." We are all first in God's eyes.

Thaddeus
Origin and meaning unknown. The Lord works in mysterious ways.

Simon the Cananean
Greek, "Quick to Criticize." Again, from Proverbs, "As iron sharpeneth iron, so one man sharpeneth another."

Judas Iscariot
Iscariot means "traitorous weasel" in Aramaic. As theologian Frosty Troy once put it, "Even Jesus didn't pick twelve winners."


[fifty-second in a series]

4 comments:

Andrew M. Bailey said...

It may be bad to admit as much, but your sacrilegious posts have always been my favorite. They just crack me up!

Anonymous said...

Your 12 disciples have turned into 11. If you can't even count properly why should anyone take any notice of what you say. What happened to Matthew??

Anonymous said...

can you put in the 12 disciples not the 11

Anonymous said...

Names such as Peter and Paul and Matthew and Andrew are just so Hebrew.