Twenty-six Lead Soldiers Storm Sylvester Park

Twenty injured, six killed in attack

JIM ANDERSON

CORRUGATED TIMES-DISPATCH

OLYMPIA -- Sylvester Park was cordoned off by the Washington State Patrol after twenty-six lead soldiers established a tactical position in the gazebo around 2 p.m. Thursday.

Passersby cowered in the Light of Reason as the soldiers discharged cannons of Truth and Social Justice into the crowd. An encounter with The Dialectic left several bruised and shaken.

The insurgents clattered out round after round of Withering Arguments, firing Equality and Fraternity for thirty minutes until an unnamed trooper shot the pointy-headed leader of the group.

No police were harmed in the skirmish. An official from the State Patrol would not comment on the nature of the attack.