Jun 9, 2005

on teenagers

a Google essay





Teenagers are probably the most...

interesting lifeforms inhabiting our planet
media-savvy consumers out there
fashionable people around
expensive things in the world
status oriented group of all the groups that we deal with
subverbal, inarticulate, untogether people
stressful kind of children there are
passionate readers there are
vulnerable group to the temptations that maya brings
challenging humans that God created
difficult people on the planet to lead


Teenagers are the most likely to...

be uninsured
develop bone cancer
not get enough calcium
be dissatisfied with their appearance
use inhalants
believe in astrology
purchase content online with micropayments
act out and to show anger and resentment toward you
deliberately litter the streets of Belfast
use knives and commit sexual assaults
enjoy the use of a Ouija board
participate in violence targeting gays


Teenagers are certainly...

exasperating
capable of experiencing true love
different from adults in many ways
only a small percentage of bloggers
sexually active
not too young to absorb and apply spiritual truths
capable of reason
motivated by food


Teenagers are almost always...

strapped for cash
played by twentysomethings
relegated to years of playing in the minors
open to new ideas
"in love"


Teenagers are definitely...

the smartest people on the planet
a breed apart
what's up
a great concern when speaking of premarital sex
not the only drug-infested age group
lacking manners
consumers
quick to complain
less likely to wear seat belts
misinterpreted



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