May 12, 2005

from the employee manual


Section 7. Emergency Procedures

Subsection 6. Seizure

If you witness what appears to be a seizure in a coworker or client, please follow these steps in order:

1. Call 911.
2. Pray.
3. Commence exorcism (see section 66-6 for full instructions).
4. Administer water, holy or otherwise.

DO NOT SKIP STEP 1



[thanks to Hit and Run]

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