The text of an unredacted email is published below. It was leaked by an anonymous source in the offices of Triune Being LLC, and refers to another appearance by the second member of the organization, in a Jacksonville restaurant's nacho pan.
Subject: Nacho Pan Fiasco in Making
From: God [father@triunebeing.com]
To: Jesus [son@triunebeing.com]
CC: Holy Spirit [spirit@triunebeing.com]
Priority: Urgent
Jesus, Jesus. You've done it again. Windowpanes, toast, and now this? Don't you understand this makes a mockery of all our efforts? Don't you have better things to do?
I specifically ordered you to cut out the cheesy miracles. (No pun intended.) Cease and desist, or the Spirit and I will be forced to take action against you. You know how the shareholders feel about your silly pranks.
I'm seriously considering coal in your stocking this year.
G.
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