Section 7. Emergency Procedures
Subsection 6. Seizure
If you witness what appears to be a seizure in a coworker or client, please follow these steps in order:
1. Call 911.
2. Pray.
3. Commence exorcism (see section 66-6 for full instructions).
4. Administer water, holy or otherwise.
DO NOT SKIP STEP 1
[thanks to Hit and Run]
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