this is why policy debate sucks

Because the event now includes the Half Moon Kritik.

A YouTube video of a Fort Hays State University assistant professor who mooned an audience at a March tournament has led to a university investigation.

The video shows William “Bill” Shanahan, an assistant professor of communications, director of forensics and coach of the Fort Hays debate team, in a heated, in-your-face argument with University of Pittsburgh debate coach Shanara Reid-Brinkley.

Both professors scream curses at one another and at one point Shanahan bends over and pulls down the back of his baggy khaki shorts, exposing his underwear to a room full of students and faculty.

And in thinking the strategy a natural extension of the event, I'm being only slightly sarcastic.

[via Obscure Store]