Weezer returns, inaugurating the apocalypse

Just as the prophecy foretold.

The group "is just polishing up a batch of songs for a recording session that is going to start at the beginning of July," according to a post from Cuomo on the Weezer Web site. "This will be the final recording session for our sixth album, which we aim to put out in the first half of 2008."

Thanks, Josh. Thanks for ruining my week.