put on a happy face

Who says you have to be all busted up and beaten down when you pose for your mug shot? The Smoking Gun provides twenty-three championship-quality smiles. (There are twenty-five photos, but a couple aren't terribly convincing--and some of those eyes are pretty dewy.)

Best thing about America's criminals: they mostly have good teeth. Fluoridation may pollute our brains, but at least it brightens our grins.