for the record, &c.

When I'm not blogging about what you think I should blog about.
When you show me your CD collection.
When I already have the same damned platinum card you are trying to sign me up for.
When nominated by the Green Party.
When Mormons visit.
When the day's special includes feta.
When a portly, mustachioed, plaid-encumbered man is that desperate for a date.