how old is Dave Niehaus?

To give you some idea...

Dave Niehaus signed the Declaration of Independence, just under John Hancock's famous autograph, in a nearly illegible scrawl.

Dave Niehaus invented the flugelhorn, the harpsichord, and the clarinet.

Dave Niehaus's first broadcasting experience was calling the lawn bowling matches between Genghis Khan and Ma Jianlong.

Dave Niehaus ghost-wrote Augustine's Confessions.

Dave Niehaus slept through most of the Iron Age, saying he preferred the action and excitement of the Bronze.

Dave Niehaus cut his teeth on pterodactyl.

The short answer: no one knows. Honestly. Not even Wikipedia.



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