Your lips will echolocate in sonic splendor as you find your way in the dark of the club to the hottest of the hotties smashed and swearing at the bar. Guano Girl is the hippest, smoothest, chunkiest, pulchitrudinousest, freshest concoction imaginable. In fact, we guarantee that you simply can't imagine how luscious and lascivious your lips will feel when you glide Guano Girl over them. If you do imagine it, your brain will explode into a million million fragments. That's our Guano Girl Guarantee.
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