animals are smarter

Would you be disappointed if a chimpanzee beat you at a short-term memory game?

Would you become angry if it cleaned you out at the blackjack table when your lover was watching?

Would you curse at the chimp, but under your breath and in your second language?

Would you write a letter to the CWAPC begging for support?

Would you be upset if NewScientist mysteriously stopped recognizing your username and password?

Would you hoot and holler and fling feces at the screen?

Would you sigh in bemusement and pick lice from your lover's scalp while waiting on hold for tech support?




[102nd in a series]