the moral teaching of butter

Jesus. Buddha. Gandhi.

Nice guys with good things to say.

All of them hacks.

All of their lessons trite.

Behold: Lucinda Butter. A prophet for our times.

Lucinda Butter has but one teaching, one pure and holy and good edict. It is simple, profound, wise. She dispenses it freely, to everyone who will hear. She offers it to all without reservation, without judgment. She urges you to accept it, but will never coerce you into believing it. And it is this:





[seventy-eighth in a series]