Apr 21, 2006

it's not grunge. not even close.


"It's a Grunge Thing," blares ESPN, displaying this rowdy shot of Dirk Nowitzki. Greasy locks! Greasy goatee! It's grunge!

No it isn't.

Look closely and you'll see what's missing. What no self-respecting grunger would ever go without.

7 comments:

  1. OK, I see two pictures of Eddie Vedder and one of LeBron James via the link. Am I missing something?

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  2. Stare hard at the Nowitzki pic.

    Think follicles.

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  3. Factually accurate, karan, but not what we're looking for.

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  4. Anonymous3:46 PM

    armpit hair....?

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  5. Anonymous12:07 AM

    He has failed to throw up the horns. Poser.

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  6. Displaying impressive knowledge of Pacific NW stereotypes, librarian wins.

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  7. I would think it's the little pixie stitch on the jersey at the neckline. LA Lakers have them too. Grunge doesn't do pixie-stitching.

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