I built it myself!

I present the world's doofiest Ford Escort, captured in Elma on a Monday evening. Hideously ill-contrived customizations include, but are not limited to:

1. Ridiculously undersized scoop
2. Spoilers, front and rear in varying tones
3. Gigantic organ pipes
4. Internal crash bar
5. Milk crate / pickup bed
6. Mismatched wheels
7. Extraneous hood ornamentation
8. Six-foot CB antenna
9. Off-kilter license plate

If I hadna seen it, I never woulda believed it.


Other area ugly cars:
* faux viper
* my aching eyes
* de gustibus non est disputandum
* even more eyesores