Snakes on a Plane: never enough

Josh asks and answers the inevitable question, What should be the sequel--and prequel, for that matter--to Snakes on a Plane?

I offer Frogs for Snakes on a Plane, sequel to Frogs for Snakes. A down-and-out Broadway actor, unable to find work stateside, flies to India for a chance to star in a Discovery channel reptile-fest. When a luggage handler accidentally breaks open the wrong crate, all hell breaks loose in a bloodbath of Shakespearean proportions. By the end, the survivors learn a valuable lesson about trusting your friends.