Lord of Blargh

or
Bored of War

or
AK, You Got Me

or
Send in the Guns

or
Lord of the Zings

There are several points in DBAMTSCWDYJITH where a random character will walk onscreen, shout "Message!," and walk offscreen, in case you don't get the point of the (rather lame) satire. I expected the same in Lord of War, a film apparently scripted by a depressed, cocaine-addicted member of the Capitol Steps.

I can't bring myself to write more. Avoid.